If programmers wrote songlyrics

#What would happen, if programmers wrote songlyrics?

Found via kaFux

http://songsincodedb.com/

if tonight in jungle ; then
    lion.sleep;
end

oder

 if ( !woman ) { cry = false; }

… oder auch:

foreach(person in Persons.getAll()){person.setDomicile(yellowSubmarine);}

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